February 2010
9 posts
So uh . . .
Care Bears 2 is about a girl who sells her soul to the devil to be the camp champ?
Children’s movies are messed up!
Junk Mail
I opened a piece of spam mail with the title
“Muscled Gay Animal Rides Cock Anal Cartoon” because the title made no sense and inside the message said
“I do not like for him to waken me. It is as though I were inferior.” “Far out to come in when the wind shifts. I want to be out before it is light.” “No. I will eat at home. Do you want me to make the fire?” “That’s easy. I can always...
Famazing!
Via Broadway.com
A new adult-oriented puppet comedy will string along New York audiences during a limited run this spring. Produced by Henson Alternative, an offshoot famed muppet makers The Jim Henson Company, Stuffed and Unstrung will play a 10-week engagement at off-Broadway’s Union Square Theater beginning March 17, with opening night scheduled for April 1. Patrick Bristow directs. Created...
Google Buzz = Facetwitter
Hey Google, remember when you launched Google Wave? And it didn’t catch on because it was confusing and weird? Now you’re trying to get a slice of the facebook thing, but guess what? You’re just a status updater. Are you really necessary? No you’re not. So Google, just focus on having kickass e-mail and search engines, stop trying to make sub-par everything else.
Oh you...
Buster The Wonderdog
My poor dog. B told me that some maintenance guys were working on the buzzer to the front door this morning and normally when the door buzzer goes off Buster freaks the fuck out, barking like he’s never barked before. They were working on the buzzer for probably about 2-3 hours, which made Buster crazy. So he’s already in a rough place emotionally, and B goes into the kitchen and...
What's with your eye?
When I was little, there was a woman who worked at the preschool I went to who’s left eye had an extra flap of skin on it, and me being 4 and not having any tact, asked her about her said eye.
She told me that when she was 4 she used to make faces at people, and that she did it so much that her face stuck like that. Needless to say I freaked out and made it a point not to make faces at...
Mustache, It Ends Here!
Mustache I hate you! Why am I seeing you around so much? You make me want to take a razor to you and end your upper lip reign of terror! Unless you have no upper lip, there is no excuse for you! You are not cool, you are not fancy, you are so many things, but the main thing you are is Ugly! Go away forever!
