Sketchually Transmitted Diseases
here’s a new sketch I wrote, just now. PANTS MAKING INT. Pants Factory Break Room - Day GABE and MIRANDA sit in the break room of the Arlington Pants Making Factory both are reading. GABE I haven’t been laid in so long. MIRANDA Gabe, that is not appropriate office small talk. How would you like it if I said I had super bad cramps and light spotting? GABE (blank stare) BLACKOUT
In Which He Was Murdered
I live down the block from a 24 hour AA meeting, I get that it’s a good thing and that these people are dealing with something that I will probably never know. But, there is one guy who I am sure will end up murdering me. You are usually murdered by someone you know, and this guy, has been awfully friendly the past few days when I have walked Buster in the mornings. Everytime I see him he...