January 2011
6 posts
Sketchually Transmitted Diseases
here’s a new sketch I wrote, just now.
PANTS MAKING
INT. Pants Factory Break Room - Day
GABE and MIRANDA sit in the break room of the Arlington Pants Making Factory both are reading.
GABE
I haven’t been laid in so long.
MIRANDA
Gabe, that is not appropriate office small talk. How would you like it if I said I had super bad cramps and light spotting?
GABE
(blank stare)
BLACKOUT
WatchAmazing.
In Which He Was Murdered
I live down the block from a 24 hour AA meeting, I get that it’s a good thing and that these people are dealing with something that I will probably never know. But, there is one guy who I am sure will end up murdering me. You are usually murdered by someone you know, and this guy, has been awfully friendly the past few days when I have walked Buster in the mornings.
Everytime I see him he...
