mcctheaterblog: Jonathan Groff’s performance of “Anything Goes” - including the extended tap number! - was the perfect finale for this year’s star-studded Miscast!
The Next Great American Novel
I’m going to write a novel called “The Great American Novel” where stuff happens and we all learn to love and accept our flaws as humans. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be a big hit.
Big congratulations to all the new Harold Night members, I will probably never see you perform, but congratulations nonetheless!
michelle is a wolf: I'M AUDITIONING FOR THE... →
michelleisawolf: On Thursday, May 3rd at 10AM there is an open audition for the Radio City Rockettes. Sure, I have not danced in years. Sure, I, despite what my acting resume says, cannot currently do splits. Sure, I need to lose about 10lbs, buy tap shoes and a leotard. But there is one thing I am absolutely… Help her out world!
I'm sorry, what color are those pants? →
chrisreblogs: mikescollins: khealywu: What in the actual serious what… fuck. WHAT. …the fuck? Screen captured. Because I can’t imagine it will be up for long. But… um… the fuck?
mikescollins: Wrong Class This is an old Onassis sketch I’ve never posted but it’s one of my favorite things I’ve written. Starring the incomparable Corey Johnson. LOL! More!
Figure it out.: Harold audition advice →
alanstarzinski: I have only one piece of advice: HAVE FUN. There is one reason you do improv when you cut it down to the core and that is to have fun. If you don’t have fun doing it then stop and make yourself have fun. Remember they want to put you on a team, you just have to give them a reason to. You can do… True that! When it stops being fun, you should stop doing it.
NYU Students Voted To Keep Homophobic Chick-Fil-A... →
I wonder if people realize that by buying Chick-Fil-A they are indeed supporting anti-gay initiatives. It’s not just about delicious chicken sandwiches, it’s about civil rights, the money that Chick-Fil-A gives directly supports taking away rights from a group of people. To Chick-Fil-A and NYU, I say “Get the pluck outta here you hate mongering assholes”
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.