Things that will make me fall in love with you
People are always asking me “Hey, how can I make you fall in love with me” so here are a list of things that will make me fall in love with you.
1. Have cool sunglasses that you like to wear at night while walking alone
2. Push me out of the way on the subway in order to get off or on the train without saying excuse me
3. Complain about everything no matter what
4. Listen to your music super loud on your headphones in spaces where there is no possible way for me to escape
5. Bring the conversation back to something that happened to you, to steal focus
6. Take too long to order something at a cafe or starbucks
7. Fight with your friends or significant others in public
8. Make remarks under your breath about the people who are in your surrounding area
9. Wear scented lotions masking your obvious stink
10. Wear inappropriately large earrings
11. Think the Twilight books are masterfully written
12. Talk about things you posted on twitter or facebook in real conversations
13. Think that soap operas are real
14. Disagree with me by calling me stupid
15. Break bottles in the middle of the street
So now you know the way to my heart, be gentle!
